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The Red marks left on your thighs after reading a magazine while taking a dump.
"You know I took a long dump when there are shit tatoos on my thighs"
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What you get when you are riding a bicycle, stop to dismount, and the back or inside of your bare calf accidentally touches the black, oily chain.
Joe is such a geek. He stopped at the red light with the bike between his legs, and got a big chainring tatoo from his filthy, greasy chain.
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The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.
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The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.
That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!
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And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
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The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.
Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.
An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
How was your weekend? Great !!!
I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.
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