Fritz Tavern

A small town garage bar located in Ohio that everyone wants to attend but only a small amount of folk get to experience.

Guy 1: Hey man, what’s your plans after this?
Guy 2: I finally got an invite to the Fritz Tavern! So you know I’ll be sliding’ over there!
Guy1: That sounds awesome dude! I see them all over social media but I’ve yet to get an invite..
Guy 2: Yeah those guys are crazy! I’ll let you know how it goes.

Hickory Tavern

references a small town in upstate South Carolina, which only has one red light, where there are almost no police. There is, however ,a volunteer fire department, 2 gas stations, and one dollar general, which the residents take great pride in.

Tom: I went to Hickory Tavern last weekend.
Larry: Why?
Tom: I don't know. There really wasn't anything to do. I did go to the dollar general, though. Looked like everyone in town was there...

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Hickory Tavern

Dont Blink Or you might miss it. 1 Traffic Light, Pizza Oven, Crossroads, Sav-Way, Dollar General, Buck's Auto & School

Sara went to the Hickory Tavern Game.

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Tinkle Tavern

Slang word for 'bathroom'

"I got to take a piss. Where's the tinkle tavern?"

Kentucky Tavern

A southern gentlemen's cheap ass brand of whiskey, often referred to as KT that will give you a hangover for days.

Jim Bob: "Hey Billy Joe, did you pick up the Jim Bean?"

Billy Joe:" Naw boy, i only had 10 bucks so i got us some Kentucky Tavern to sip on."

Jim Bob: "Hell yeah! I love KT!"

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Slay Tavern

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav

This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!

Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav

babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!

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tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar

Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!

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