A nickname for a fella named norman
Sup tectonic plate
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A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.
Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.
Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates
“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”
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When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Tectone is a sexy man that is 100x better than you at pretty much everything