Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

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teddybear head

1. absence of logic and/or fighting skill. 2. ugly and ginger. 3. bad at arguing. 4. a steroid dealer

Alternate Spellings: teddy bear head, teddy berr head.

Abbreviations: Ted Head, TBH

Chris Kerr using his metaphorical Teddy Ruxpin-esque tape recorder tummy to argue illogically on UK MMA internet forums.

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Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time