Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

52👍 27👎

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man

Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no

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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet