to have phone sex with someone against their will.
kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.
Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.
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when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
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Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.
Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.
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One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.
You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!
A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.
Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend
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When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?
You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)
Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!