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After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.
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Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
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Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."
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When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.
"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".
When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.
Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.
Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.
The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.
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