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When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.
Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!
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When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
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the hotness amount of your face
Christine: my face temperature is hot
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a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.
Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.
"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
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When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
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A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"