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leet motherfucker, known for rationalism and total rwning newbtarts.
omgers u seen tequila sunrise post that shit on teh myg0t forums?
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Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.
The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.