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The Terminator occurs when you are having sexual intercourse with a woman, and just when you think she is going to have an orgasm, you pull out, stand up, and say "Ill be back"..You better run fast though, because she will be pissed.
"Hey John, I pulled a The Terminator on Jenni last night"
"You dumb shit!"
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The 03-04 mustang that put the the ls1 crapmaros and corvettes to shame
My terminator just raped that pos f-body
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skynet... this military campaign was originally created by the American air force to manage and supervise all of the nuclear arsnal housed by the united states. in 1997 skynet became self aware & saw the threat that its creators would eventually shut it down & re-route a new upgraded system. in response to its future fate the skynet mainframe launched its nuclear weapons on all the appointed & targeted countries there-by destroying major cities & killing nearly the entire human race & erasing there existance. after the attack the human survivors were being killed off by terminators, endoskeletons created to eliminate any human survivors. the T-1 was the first machine to be launched from the war as were the small airbourne HK's (HUNTER KILLERS). the primary job of the T-1 was to hunt down the humans on the ground where as the AHK's were to assasinate humans from the air. after time GEN. John Connor formed a human resistance to fight against the machines to reclaim there right to live. the resistance fought for three decades & effectively was known as TECH-COM.
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a terminal is when a male develops an erection which serves no purpose or which was not desired.
The terminal has no function, it is a random occurrence which usually results in frustration and a desire for it to cease.
The most likely place for a terminal to occur is in a public place where dealing with the terminal is impractical or frowned upon, thereby causing the sufferer to wait it out.
whilst sitting in class, John developed a terminal, and for the duration of the class had to wait it out.
"lou, ive got a terminal, i dont know what to do!"
"you are just going to wait it out, John!"
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A movie written by Homer Simpson. Wheras most movie scripts are 120 pages this one was a mere 17 but still managed to feature time travel and a talking pie sidekick who is fatally wounded.
"The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller"
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After smoking cannabis, use eye drops in only one eye to remove the redness. It will leave you with one red eye which makes you the Terminator.
Dude!! Do the terminator before you go to work, then if anyone asks about your terminator eye tell them you got some weed in it.
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A term that was built by Dr Doofenschmirtz
Ahh, Perry the Platypus, I reveal to you the terminator!