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Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

by Rockin! June 13, 2007

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testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

by phildo the great January 3, 2014

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Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 28, 2014


testiculate

to balls something up!!

Ive made a real testiculate of this this report.

by Glo0 July 11, 2008

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Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

by Gustavo Jnr the 16th May 30, 2018


testicull

when someone is kicked in the balls and they get sterilized

John: Dude, did you see that bitch Jenna testicull Quantavious yesterday?
Quagmire: Yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by 3vilWithin September 25, 2023


testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.

Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010