Two guys who know the world of transport for london to the max. Little do they know they actually know jack shit. These guys go by the name of Mux and AK repping the oyster card massive (Y)
Dude: Hey man how much does it cost me to go to gooville
Dude2: I dno man i ain't no TFL MAN u gta ask the greatest MUX N AK for that shiz!
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what I wear on the train and underground over my cute black dress cuz i look slightly strange otherwise and would seduce every living person near me ;))
person 1:"Why are you in a blue jumper for our fancy dinner?"
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, itโs my TFL jumper, i promise iโm dressed up underneath"
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A TFL bev is a cheeky substance of the alcoholic variety to quench your thirst on a long haul or short haul journey run by public transport (TFL)
A TFL bev can be enjoyed on the bus, train, cable car etc. at any time of day in any location! Best enjoyed with friends or a quiet cheeky one for the journey home!
'Ling babe! Do we need a bev for the journey!?'
'Obv Princess babe! We're gonna need a couple of cheeky secco minatures to get us through! A TFL bev!'
Iโm am the leader of the TFL Gang. TFL runs this shit.
random boy: hey r you taken?
girl: yes im tfl i have a man im locked in.
random boy: ok ๐๐ฝ