Thanks.

Thanks. Is mager friendzone she/he probably isn't interested

"You're not ugly"

Thanks. 😊

Thanks

I would like to say THANKS to the person that has been thumb-sed downing all my posts. What a great way to spend you're life, wasting away behind a computer screen, just like me. Love you!

Thanks.

Thanks, but no thanks

When you want to emphasize something wonderful you did, that you didn't really do.

Sarah Palin:
I told congress about that bridge to no where, "Thanks, but no thanks!" Then I took the money.

you: Wow, good job, Sarah

THANKS

Acronym for "The Hot And Naked Kinky Sex". Also stands for "The Hot And Nasty Kinky Sex" for the more adventurous types.

Used in sentences to conceal a hidden meaning - very useful in a public setting.

Guy1: Hey did you hook up with that chick last night?
Guy2: Yea it was awesome!
Guy1: Did you give her THANKS?
Guy2: Yea she got all the THANKS she could handle!

Thank

What You Say When You Get Nervouse

*bill is trying to hit on a Rhi*

Bill:Can You Plz Pass The Suger.

Rhi: Sure, Here You Go.

Bill *Thinking: should i say thanks or thank you

Bill: Thank

*rhi leaves*

thank

(tr.v) When a man smacks his now-flaccid, post-ejaculatory penis against a woman's lips gently in an act of appreciation for oral sex.

See blowjob

"Phill thanked Jill a few times after he was finished."

"Do you think she would get pissed off if I thanked her a bit?"

"Did you know that michael thanks carrie?

"You ca-an s-s-top thanking me now ple-e-ase.."

thanks for that

One uses such a phrase when one tells one an uninteresting story. One dismisses the 'story' and 'thanks' them for it. Adding the person's name afterwards increases effectiveness.

Person 1: This one time, I broke a pen and then fixed it again.
Person 2: Thanks for that ....(person name)

Tim: This one time, two guys on the train were drinking beer, so I asked them for a sip, and they said no.
Person 2: Thanks for that Tim