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Funny how some people waste their talent on writing this.
Whyyyyyyyyyyy do you guys waste your writing talent on write definitions for cum?
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Human = created for cum and made by cum
A: CUMgratulations with your birthday!
B: Thanks!
A: Your welCUM!
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Something that feels great. The climax of sex or masturbation.
Person 1: I'm cumming
Person 2: I'm swallowing.
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An abbreviation that stands for 'c u Monday’
Person A: I’ll cum!
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: It means “c u Monday”
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A sticky love juice created in a guys balls and released through his penis when he becomes sexually aroused.
Kiersten : MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Ok Baby Pull Out!
Jake : Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : OOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Wow looks like I got Cum all over your leg's thighs tummy breast's and clean sheets!
Kiersten : Who Cares FUCK ME AGAIN!
Jake : Oh Baby!
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A sticky warm liquid that little sluts drink when their daddy tells them to
On tinder, we said we would meet at my place. He showed up and when i opened the door he grabbed my throat and pushed me against the wall and said "call me daddy" I nodded. He pushed me onto the couch and ripped open my yoga pants and exposing my skinny thong he ripped out his monster 10 inch cock and thrusted it into my wet pussy. We were moaning with pleasure and he went harder and harder, and further. When it was time, he grabbed a cup and poured his cum into it. It was warm and gooey and he grabbed my throat and said "Drink it!" And i did. It tasted like everything i ever imagined. I spat it out onto my tits and he started thrusting into me again, i told him to pull it out so i could squirt. I said " get the cup! " and i squirted into it he then drank it like a shot and grabbed my hair and shoved his cock into my mouth. My throat was huting so bad, but i liked the feeling of cock choking me. When he was done, he grabbed his stuff, and said "call me when you're lonely"
And then my husband walked in
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Noun: Semen that comes out of a dick during an orgasm
Verb: The act of releasing semen from a cock
Jack walked into his bedroom to see his roommate, Jay, stripping down. Jay’s girlfriend, Shasta, was already naked. The sight of her huge tits and clean shaven pussy nearly made Jack cum right then and there. Shasta sauntered over to him, her tits bouncing, and stroked his neck. “Care to join us?” she teased.“Hell yeah” He whispered, unable to contain his excitement. He ripped his clothes off. Jay was jacking off, his rock-hard 8 inch cock dripping with cum. Shasta put the whole thing in her mouth and deep throated until she could barely breathe. Jack pushed her onto the bed. She repeated the same thing she had done on Jay with Jack. Jay came up behind her and shoved his cock in her pussy. “Ohhhhhh! Ohh!” She moaned. He thrust in and out, fast as a jet, until she came, and hot cum spewed everywhere. Then, he released his load all over her tits. Jack took his turn then. He slowly slid his dick into her wet cunt, and went in and out, faster and faster until he felt like he would explode. Finally, he couldn’t stand it any longer. He pulled out and came in her mouth. She drank every last drop, gasping with pleasure. Jay finished her, sucking and licking her pussy until she came again. They continued all night, until they fell asleep with Jack’s dick in Shasta’s pussy, and Jay’s in her mouth.
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