much?

Used by phaggots and corny ass mofos. It's used usually on the internet by people who want to sound "cool".

Me : You suck!
Bob : Jealous much?
Me: STFU, bitch!

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Much of a muchness

Turkish delights are my favourite, no way they're my favourite. My sons middle name is this, that's my middle name. I want to buy this house, omg no I want to, out of every house you choose that one. Does not surprise me, every day there is something new to add in the story of big cuddly bear nath and kind hearted Chez.

Those two are much of a muchness

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Muching

During the act of fellatio, the girl allows the semen to enter her mouth during the climax, she then proceeds to spit the sizzling semen into her own vagina in hopes of impregnating herself. Success is Muching.

Morgan: girl where you get that baby from?

Lisa: I impregnated myself by Muching!!!!

Morgan: Mmm girl i gotta get me a man to much with, i love fellatio!!

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much over muchness

A misinterpretation of the phrase "much of a muchness".

Person 1: Do you prefer the red or the crimson colour?

Person 2: Either one, it's much over muchness.

Person 1: Uh... I think you mean 'much of a muchness'.

Person 2: That's what I said.

Person 1: No, it's "of a" not "over" - subtle difference. Next you'll say "would of" instead of "would've" or "would have".

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Much

Muri kissed Mitch. Mitch ran away. Because he liked it. Muri thought Mitch did not like her. Mitch never told Muri that he liked her. Muri dreamed of Mitch liking her. Mitch inspired Muri to write a lot of words. Mitch liked kissing girls. Muri did not hide. Mitch hid. Then Muri hid. Muri was not happy with Mitch. Muri was not happy without Mitch. Muri could not tell real from unreal. Muri was forced into another world. Mitch left. Mitch did not talk to Muri. Muri talked to herself because she was alone. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri did not want to feel pain.

Muri and Mitch equals Much

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much

much is the act munching of human toes. Formed in the act of muching - the first mucher pronounced munch with no n ultimately creating the world of much.

Person 1: 'Could you much me'
Person 2: 'I've been muching all night'

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Much

A disrespectful ending of a phone conversation.

Caller 1 (Tool): Ok, if you can help me move later that would be great....Talk to you later...

Caller 2: Much later.

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