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Amazing animals that god let rome on the earth.Like all other animals they walk around naked . Accept pandas don't care about anything, as well as being so freaking cute. To master the art of the panda you must:
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever
oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow
"DUDE, I mastered the art of pandas!"
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon
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slang term for Opana (oxymorphone)
"the panda had me fucked up last night."
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A magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. It is also the #3 cause of death in Jurassic Park.
Help! That panda is eating my baby!
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Opana - Oxymorphone is an opioid pain medication. A low-key street name for this drug is "Panda". The rapper known as "Desiigner" won't admit to the true meaning of panda in fear of losing fans.
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The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.
"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"
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PANDA+ is for the community of people who are other than straight but have not been "accepted" by the LGBT+ community; such as Pansexuals, Asexuals, Non-binary, Demisexuals, Aromantic people. (Pedophiles don't count.)
"What is it called when someone isn't straight but isn't part of the LGBT+?"
"PANDA+"
"So, they're an animal?"
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To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.
Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
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