blurp

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

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Blurp

When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss

Invented by Aoife Preston

Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me

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Blurp

When you put the balls in your mouth and burp.

My girl gave me a blurp last night and the vibrations were great.

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Blurp

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

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Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

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Blurp Blurp

Used my the social group chavs in order to scrae people whilst having the possesions being stolen off them

Blurp Blurp gimmie your shit mush init

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Blurp

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

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