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The Muffin Man

That guy...

The Muffin Man wins!

by Gates May 4, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

by Butter_Bean August 20, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019


Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021


Muffin Man

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Man

Fat kid with no friends.

"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"

by pie rat June 22, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Muffin Man

The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.

The Muffin Man for mod!

by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž