Obsessive Compulsive Narrator

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.

O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

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*Spongebob Narrator Voice*

The monotone voice of the narrator in the show Spongebob Squarepants

(When time is passing slowly) *Spongebob Narrator Voice* "3 hours later"

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Some OP Cosmic Narrator

When you describe a hypothetical scenario (from a fans perspective), that it requires you to explain through a reality warper's PoV.

Some OP Cosmic Narrator: "Hwut If... Johnny Yong Bosch read Lady Satsuki's Speech, at a convention?"

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The Narrator

A male who, while engaged in very rough sexual activity, narrates his actions, and his partners.

-Tobi decided to be The Narrator last night, so I decided to leave.
-"I hope your okay with me being the Narrator"
"oh of course daddy, you make me your toy!"
*he gets very hard*

Mental Narrator

A voice in your head which talks to you in third person.

Jake: Walks into his bedroom.

Mental Narrator: "Jake walks in his bedroom."

Jake: Picks up a cup.

Mental Narrator: "Jake picks up a cup."