Captain of the Red Sea

A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.

Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.

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The Red Sea

wedgie between the balls

Freddy pointed out that Roger had parted the red sea with his very tight speedo.

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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.

I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.

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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

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Part the red sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Sticking your penis in a girl who has a "sea" of blood.

Joe:"Yo man, that bitch is fine and I wanna do her, but shes on her period!"
Bill: "It look's like you should go part the red sea."

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parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

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diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

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