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1. The United States' conservative party and the current majority party in all branches of government.
2. Something more for the teenage vegan hippie-tards here on UD to hate.
You all are just jealous because the Republican Party owns you!
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The U.S. political party which purports advocating the constitution and freedom of the individual with the least interference/assistance from the Federal Government. Unfortunately, because of F.R.D. and the National Rehabilitation Act (NRA) The Federal Government is now completely and firmly meshed with every part of our lives. As it always is, Power corrupts and the ultimate goal is not to enact change but to maintain power. This is true of both of the major U.S. political parties.
The Republican Party says that life is scared but then push the death penalty. The Democratic Party says abortion is acceptable but will not allow the death of a convicted murderer.
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the true political party for the United States of America. This political party takes the interests of real Americans (not illegal immigrants) and does its best to protect and preserve individual rights and the constitution of United States. This political party is made for those Americans who give something back to America and American values, such as hard honest work, and taking responsibility for your own actions.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
Idiot Liberal: That Rep. Wilson is a jerk for what he did.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
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A right-wing political party in the United States of America.
Dedicated to stopping terrorism and protecting our freedom.
Despite what many people are told by wacky liberals, the Republican party are not fascists or war-mongers.
In short, the Republican party is the best damn political party in the world.
Normal person: I'm voting the Republican Party in this years election
Wacky liberal: No! Give Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda a chance! Vote the Democrats! Now, will you excuse me while I go and smoke weed and kill babies
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A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)
Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"
Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!
Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL
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These are the the people who make the republican attack machine work. They work to promote and/or defend the agenda of the G.O.P. and to protest and/or defeat the agenda of democrats. These minions work through any available public forum--such as: letters-to-the editor in local newpapers, raising controversy and/or protests at town hall meetings, and on-line chat rooms. These republitards even submit definitions on Urban Dictionary to make racist remarks and spread out-right lies about President Barack Obama!
The republican party uses lies, deception and bullshit spreaders like Rush Limbaugh and faux news (a.k.a. fox news) in attemptes to keep Obama from fixing the Bush Economy or fixing our fucked up healthcare system!
By using the minions, the republicons try to create the illusion of a grass roots movement that opposes healthcare reform. However, an August 2009 CNN poll shows that 57% of the people know that the Republican attack machine is responsible for most of the backlash on healthcare reform, not REAL Americans!
The republican party minions keep spreading lies, rumors and obscene bullshit about Obama and healthcare reform.
To see the work of these minions, check out some of the sick Obama defs on Urban Dictionary! These sick republican bastards are trying to keep Obama from fixing the heinous mess George W Bush left behind!
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A political party in the United States, which is the only party that upholds the Constitution, fights corruption in the government, defends the Republic from enemies who desire to destroy said Republic, and who desire that the American dream be maintained, both economically and morally..
A member of the Republican Party
A good citizen of these United States...
Thank God that we have a good Republican who shall reform the government, uphold the law, and defend the Republic, unlike the Democrats, who are only interested in screwing the good citizens of these United States out of billions of dollars, who emphasize the murder of the unborn, who care less for moral responsibility, and the deity which hath created this world than their political career...
One that loves his or her country...
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