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A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!
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having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
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When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.
Damn, where's the bathroom? I've got a turtle.
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(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.
(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.
(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
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To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.
Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.
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The art of taking a backpack, removing all items from the inside, turning it inside out, placing the items back in, along with the straps, and then closing it. The final result closely resembles a turtle shell. The key to this act is timing, and when the person who has been turtled later comes across his/her bag, the look on his/her face will tell you that you have succeeded. This act can be performed purely for the sake of entertainment, or as an act of revenge.
Wow he left his backpack in the bathroom, he definitely deserves to be turtled.
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When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.
Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.
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