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Lightskin who is packing a huge amount
even though he is short. Very funny
Have you seen Joshua Whitehead he is the funniest guy I know.
gullible beyond all belief, one who believes that there is a "weedman", someone who will be pranked for an hour about a guy who has no thumb and a smiley face, and then be pissed when she finds out that it was a prank call.
That girl pulled a Jackie Whitehead. That's really horrible.
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(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1. PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2. treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3. be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4. come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5. break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6. be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7. be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ; he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
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A nasty girl who speaks her mind just to make others upset. She loves to make herself seem the best and loves putting everyone down. Attracts the boys but then gets dumped as the boys see her true colors. She loves stealing everyone else’s happiness and turning it to sadness and misery. She makes you feel like trash.
Hey dude have you met Daisy Whitehead?
Eww yeah she is so nasty!
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Fionn Whitehead (pronounced finn) is one of the most underrated actors in the world. He was in Dunkirk and Him, go watch them and begin to develop a crush on Fionn :)
Me: I'm going to watch Dunkirk but only for Fionn Whitehead
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When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.
I can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.
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