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The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
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the greatest of all of the Greek gods
Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
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A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.
John: Dude Jeremy is bein a frickin Zeus
Kevin: Yea hes gonna start pissin people off.
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He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
R1 : Hey you seen Zeus?
R2 : No, but he's a prick
Zeus : I heard my name
a great name for a bong, and also a greek god who ruled it all.
person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
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After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"
An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
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1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.
2.) A guy that will fuck anything.
Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!
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