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A hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity's image/occupation/life. This can include things like Drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. They have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
Paris Hilton went to jail because she didn't have a Stupidity Advisor. Same with Britney Spears, except she would go to jail for marrying K- Fed.
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Also referred to as a "CA" or "RA" (residence advisor). The CA's are carefully selected students who are helpful and knowledgeable about areas of concern to students. CA's assist residents with both personal and Residence Hall living problems. Some are quite cool while others are downright pricks/bitches.
dude 1: Dude, I got busted by that CA for "sexual harassment" last night because I was lying naked in my own bed. I talked to Brown about it though and he said it was cool.
dude 2: Oh yeah, she's a bitch.
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Where management drag a tech out to act as a service advisor and weeks later that person is in denial that they are now a service advisor. In the worst cases the new service advisor may be genuinly convinced that they will "go back into the workshop any day now".
Poor guy still thinks hes a mechanic. Epic case of service advisor denial.
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Jason Eisler - Domain Name Advisor - DNadvisor.com
Domain Name Advisor - This is a boutique digital asset consulting & marketing firm.
Assisting Small & Medium size businesses with growing their online presence.
Domain Name Advisor does this by ensuring that their CLIENTS have 100% CONTROL of Their...
- TRAFFIC
- BRAND
- Audience
Did you know that a Domain Name Advisor - Can help you acquire, secure, or UPGRADE your domain name/ or website because Your Domain = Your Brand = Your Brand Equity.
A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.
You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.
They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."
The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years
Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*
Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
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A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.
If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money
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Top-notch, could not ask for anything more, all you've ever wanted.
You know that girl Lara, she's a '10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor' kinda girl
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