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A green scaly reptile with sharp teeth and spikes similar to a crocodile native to North America and China, that lives in swamps and brackish streams from Florida in the South to North Carolina in the North and, more recently, Southeastern Virginia in the Great Dismal Swamp near Virginia Beach. The alligator is also my favorite animal. I have a plush green alligator named Leah and several Lego alligator mini-figures. Alligators are a common theme among Mardi Gras souvenirs and somewhat synonymous with the state of Florida, although they are a common staple and mentioned often in Louisiana culture too. A man known as Tommy Woodward stood on the edge of a pond outside a restaurant in Texas and swore at alligators; thereafter jumping in the water before disappearing. Smart people avoid swimming in water where alligators live, though alligators very rarely attack people unprovoked. Still, it's always best to be safe.
Charlie: Hey, Bill, that pond looks sweet and it's so hot; I think I'll go for a swim!
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.
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A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
That old basement door should really be stripped, it's got a lot of alligatoring on it.
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When a penis is inserted into a vagina and the male wraps is arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then procedes to roll around.
"You should have seen the look on her face when I gave here an alligator"
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Zoe: This chicken is good!
Paul: um, that's alligator. Actually.
Zoe: Ew!
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Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the dingleberries to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators.
Symptoms of alligators include monsterous dingleberries resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect.
It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get dingleberries.
Tom: Dude I've got some wicked alligators crawlin' around in my butt right now.
Jose: Si senor. You should try to wipe next time.
Fat Man: Bla! Im so fat I can't wipe my ass! Now I have alligators.
Hot Chick: I don't get alligators cuz i doon't poop. Yay!
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A poop that is so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.
I just dropped a nice alligator.
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When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild
Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
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