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1. A contract killer.
2. The best type of girlfriend to have. If you have an assassin girlfriend, you got twice the ass for the price of one.
1. Are you a real assassin? Bill at the office has been bugging me, can you fix that?
2. To get an assassin girlfriend is way better than getting a BOOBY TRAP girlfriend.
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Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
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To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
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A gentleman with the unique skill of "Breaking In" Woman to the act of anal sex for their first time. Generally, causing the women to develop a great liking to the act, therereby creating what is otherwise known as "Ass Mongers" out of the women.
Assassins generally share alot of the same characteristics as the "Ass Weasel"
That Assassin's broken her in so well that she needs the ass just to get herself off....Well, this must suit his needs just perfectly!
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Get that assassin, we need three for the party!
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A character in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.
The Assassin picked up your body, biatch.
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one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master
i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did
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