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When you take a lip of chew and mix it with half a bottle of Jim Beam.
Friend: You got some chew?
Me: Why, you trying to pull a Backwoods Swampwater
People from the north who live like trailer trash of the south,they have poor living conditions and are not very smart
Look at that old shitty truck... Some backwood savage must drive it
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Backwood Bowls originated in the 707 area of Nor-Cal. Very similar to rolling up a backwood blunt with cannabis in it. Instead of rolling a whole blunt, you would put about a gram in a stubby piece of Backwood so you have a fatty. Roll one of these up and throw it in your bong and start ripping. The convenience of this is that you can smoke large quantities of weed of your bong without relighting. As a seasoned weed smoker i have found that this is the best way to consume my MEDICINE ...yours truly ShroomFlop
Lets go to the cannabis club, pick up a pack a woods and smoke a fat Backwood Bowl
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A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.
Then..
She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.
Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"
Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."
backwoods Barbie
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When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.
"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"
Getting a blow job while hunting
I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday
A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs
Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.
Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.
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