Bat

1. Australian Slang: Means to masterbate.

2. A club shaped object usually used in sports and made of wood.

1. Andy went home for a shit, shave, shower and bat

2. I stuck a baseball bat through the window of the cunts car.

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BAT

Big Ass Titties. An acronym used to describe large, bouncy, voluptuous, milk-filled, mouth-watering, motor-boating, bitching breasts on a female.

Often uttered to express approval of a woman's breasts to another person without saying the full expression as to avoid confrontation, contemptuous looks, and/or possible sexual harassment allegations.

Bro 1: Dude, check out the bats at 3 o'clock.
Bro 2: I'd suck on those bats like my 4 year old brother on my mother's tits.

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bat

to whack off, masturbate, choke the chicken, squeeze the tomato and so on.

guidance counciler - "where do you plan to be in 5 years?"
chris - "having a bat"

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bats

not food

bats arent food

batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

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Bat

wank, Masturbate

Your sister makes the best batting partner

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BAT

Acronym for Big Ass Titties.
Generally referring to a girl with large breasts.

Holy shit man, look at those BAT.
Yeah dude, I totally wanna rub my p33n0r on those BAT!

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