Blob

B-basic
L-last
O-option

B-bae

I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.

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blobbed

From the verb: 'to blob.' It is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.

Hey, Susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.

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blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

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Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

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blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

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blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

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blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

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