Bonke

A one-of-a-kind term that wholeheartedly encompasses stupidity and and insularity when spoken out loud. Popularized by a first generation Chinese-Canadian, "Bonke" is an abbreviated pseudonym that originates from its contemporary British-English slang term, "Bonkers". The term "Bonke" in of itself showcases a notable removal of "rs" from the end of the word, and is purposely intended to resemble the similar term, "monke".

An excellent example of this would be...

Thomas: "Ayy lad, you best get your arse a'lickin and skedaddle outta here."

Joseph: "Bonke"

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

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bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

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Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

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bonk

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

I'm going to go take a bonk.

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bonk

1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting

1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk

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bonks

Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.

Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."

Dude 2: "Bonks."

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