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Putting a finger over one nostril and exhaling violently through the other, letting whatever comes out land wherever it may fall. Generally done by drug pigs to prepare their nostril so as to be able snort other people's drugs.
That fucking drug pig almost stole my shit again but i heard her bushmans blow all over the carpet and managed to grab my plate in the nick of time.
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To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,
so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past
(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
Bushman-Giggle – Noun – The region between the chin and the Adam’s apple
Bushman – Noun – The part of the body that is also known as the chin
Giggle – Noun – The part of the body that is also known as the Adam’s apple
Louie & Tony
Framers of "The Book of Merng"
I Mernged her on her Bushman-Giggle.
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when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!
Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!
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If desperate for a bong, you can use an empty drink can. Bend it in half so it looks like this |><|. Pierce a hole in the end closest to the opening of the can, making sure that the opening is on the opposite side to the hole. Then place your weed over the hole light her up and cover the weed, and enjoy.
Shaun says, "Shit what can we smoke with?", Blake replies, "We better make a bushmans bong".
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The act of riding one's nose of nasal debris using only a nose, a lung and a finger.
Can be summarised in 3 quick and easy steps:
1. Block left nostril
2. Tilt head to the left slightly (to avoid debris)
3. Blow. Hard.
Repeat process for right nostril. Then repeat until mucus has been ejected from nasal cavity.
If bleeding occurs, consult your crack supplier.
Not blowing hard enough will result in mucus swinging back to hit you in the lip, cheek or possibly chin.
Not recommended for use in overly public or indoor areas.
Billy didn't have a tissue handy, but a quick bushman's blow was all that he needed to rid himself of that pesky snot flow.
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To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.
If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!
(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)