The Chap

A magazine providing all the knowledge needed to be a modern gentleman. The considerable knowledge of the contributors on matters of sartorial elegance, moustache growth, grooming, elegant drinking and acceptable etiquette are passed down so that others may live their lives in a more refined fashion. Incorporates "The Chapette", providing the same knowledge as above, with less emphasis on moustache growth.

Gentleman 1: I say, good sir, can I just comment on the cut of your suit. It is of the highest quality.
Gentleman 2: Thank you, sir. I found my tailor in the Chap.
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chaps

Every Harley rider knows that chaps are leather legs that protect in a crash and in cooler weather help you to keep warm. Rodeo chaps use them too. uhh uhh.

Ohh, it's cold today. We had better put on our chaps today before we ride.

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chapped

"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.

Man lick your lips theyre mad chapped.

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chaps

Buttless pants that homosexual cowboys wear.

The cowboy wore chaps so he didn't have to take anything off before shitting.

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Chapped

Used to describe something of poor quality or make, or something that is cringe-inducing. Can apply to anything from media such as a movie, TV show, or music, to items such as food, technology, etc. Can even apply to a situation, such as a social interaction or conversation.

"Man, the visual effects in that movie were so chapped."

"Imagine Dragons' new song is so chapped."

Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."

Steve: "Man, that's chapped."

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CHAPS

a cheaper, Polo-like clothing line, but the abbreviation's said to be "Could've Had a Polo Shirt".

You can find CHAPS at JC Penny's.

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Chap

Derived from the British meaning of friend to mean one's gentleman's sausage.

How's your chap after last night, love?

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