Chudes

A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.

Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.

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Chude

When you are uncertain whether a person is a chick or a dude, this is what they are called.

"Man is that a guy over there?" "naw man thats a chude."

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chude

1) n. A man pretending to be a woman. The conjunction of chic and dude the result of which is a chic-dude or chude. Literally a man-woman.

2) v. prog. The act or process of partnering with a man-woman.

There's this bar downtown that's loaded with chudes.

I'm only a few sakes in and I'm chudin' up already!

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Chude

A chick, a female, who looks and/or wants to be or prefers looking like a male, a "dude" - a Chick/Dude...a CHUDE

Did you see that Chude?! I totally loved that mullet!

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chude

someone who is irreparably homosexual

stop being such a chude and give lara a rimjob.

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Chude

(Noun)

Simple Definition: A chick who looks like a dude.

A woman who would otherwise be pretty but has morphed into a half-man, half-woman person, usually marked by short manly haircuts, men's clothing, wallet instead of a purse, a low unwomanly voice, etc; who commonly confuses people because they can't figure out her gender.

"The FedEx driver who delivered my package this morning was a chude! At first I saw her from behind and I thought she was a dude, but she was most definitely a chude."

Note: This was a true story that happened to me this morning, April 17th 2008. My FedEx driver was a transsexual woman who looked like a man, and I coined the term almost immediately afterward.

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Chude

A modern version of of a she-male.

I can't believe it, I found out that the hooker I slept with was really a chude!

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