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An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
That girls got the clap man, when she walks all you hear is "fwap fwap"
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an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!
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getting stuck in Halo while melee a person
guy 1: " i killed him"
Guy 2: but you caught the clap get away from me"
~Guy 1 explodes~
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An awesome song by the band Yes. Steve Howe is amazing.
props to anyone who can play The Clap
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The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap."
"After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."
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"Do you have it?"
"Do I have what?"
"Do you have the clap?"
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a slow clap, usually started during or after an epic moment in time. Slow claps are only successful when they lead to an applause.
John: SHARRON! DONT GET ON THAT PLANE! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
*SHARRON AND JOHN KISS PASSIONATELY*
Random person in the crowd: clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap. (Whole crowd starts clapping)
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