cop cleaner

A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.

"Dude, I picked up a cop cleaner on my way over and got here fast!"

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taken to the cleaners

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

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pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.

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beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

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Plate cleaner

Fat person who cleans plates in record time

Chye was considered a plate cleaner after finishing her food in 1.3 seconds

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wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

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