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Colonel

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

by Matt and Russ April 22, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


the colonel

when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite

i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.

by rocketmania August 4, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 7, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž