corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.

Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"

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corporate

Oppressively awful in that numbingly "cubicle in a hermetically-sealed office" kind of way: lacking good quality, morality or ethics, excellence, creativity, spontaneity, kindness, love, integrity, beauty, or intrinsic worth and meaning, i.e. corporate

"Yeah, we saw the movie version, and it was, like, totally corporate."

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Corporal

Powerful, dangerous beasts spawned from the very pits of Hell. Are known to consume Privates and PFCs for fun. Very good in a firefight.

"I thought we were friends" "Not since I made Corporal, PFC!"

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corporation

Entity that can, and usually does, abuse its employees, investors, and customers. Led by individuals called executives, who care only about playing golf, porking each other's trophy wives, and lining their own pockets.

Many elections have been rigged by powerful corporations.

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corporal

An enlisted rank in many modern militaries, above private 1st class or lance corporal and below the lowest denomination of sergeant.

Corporal Smith is a brave soldier.

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that's corporate

That's important. That's chill. That's pretty big. That's cool.

I'm studying abroad next semester! Oh that's corporate.

I got a brand new sweater for my birthday! That's so corporate.

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corporation

Total ownage of all there is including your mind and your life.

All your base are belong to us.

And there is nothing you or anyone else can do.

NWO - New World Order.

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