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Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.
don't fuck with me, nigga, i got COUSINS!
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Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.
Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.
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On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
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homie, friend, associate, partner
me and my cousin went to her party.
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1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
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Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.
The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
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Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?
Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.
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