dj

1. a person that can mix music from two or more sources at the same time, but it appears to be a single song from an outside observer
2. a person with enough balls to get up in front of a crowd of people and attempt to be 100% all the time, or else people will know
3. someone with musical ability to build up throughout their set, a sense of feeling, rythym and happiness from the proper selection of tracks

Tiesto, Eric Morillo, Paul Van Dyk, Judge Jules and David Morales are all examples of a DJ.

283👍 196👎

DJ

When you are about to fart, you are the DJ your fart is the beat.

"Yo guys i am about to do the DJ" *farts* "DJ KAHLED!"

11👍 5👎

DJ

Hates being called deej. If you question him, he beat your ass.

Person: Hey Deej, how’s it goi—
DJ: The fuck you say to me?
DJ:*throat punch:
Person: ggffgfghhhmmgghfff
Person: *chokes on their own blood*

5👍 1👎

DJ

A individual who is hired for a nite club or event in which his job is to play music that makes the crowd want to dance.

The DJ that we hire for the event is going to cost us $500.

163👍 117👎

DJ

The human embodiment of ADHD. Can come across as annoying at first, because he is, and that doesn't ever change but you learn to love that about him.

He makes friends wherever he goes but only has a few close friends. His personality can be really offputting to a lot of people, so he really clings onto his close friends.

He always seems happy and loves to make those around him happy but he actually has a lot of problems he doesn't want to bother people with.... which is stupid.... because people actually really love him.

He's also the most dramatic idiot you'll ever meet.... He's really "special".

Once he meets someone he loves he's willing to do anything for them.... literally anything. The lengths he'd go for the people he loves is terrifying, but it's what makes him DJ.

He would also be an amazing stripper which is probably his backup plan incase he doesn't get into uni :)

Person A :Why tf is he being stupid

Person B :Because he's a DJ

Person A :Oh, makes sense

5👍 2👎

DJ

Dee.Jayy

n. Short for disc-jokey.
1. Someone who fills in extra airtime with advertisements.
2. A musician that can blend music in harmony and can add a scrathing effect into songs using two turntables and a mixer at parties.

1. "Maaan that DJ on The X is so dull!"
2. " Hey dude, have you heard DJ BaronT at the paty last night? He was so freeking awsome!"

119👍 110👎

DJ

Also: DJ-ing or DJ-ed
When, during foreplay, a guy who thinks he knows what he is doing is simultaneously rubbing the clit back and forth with two finger, usually too hard, and squeezing and/or twisting the breasts or nipples of a woman, often resembling the motions of a DJ.

Women do not like this, contrary to popular male beliefs.

I really hate it when my boyfirend DJ's me.

56👍 50👎