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More commonly known in society as a "dougie lump", dougie is a slang and derogatory term for the man-nugget which infests itself in the human gut for several days before torpedoing out of the anus.
It's pungence is often stomach churning with it's appearance more often than not in a solid form, ranging from a deep walnut shade to a more golden harvest tone.
"I'll be back in ten sweetheart, I'm just going to drop Dougie off at the pool"
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An alternative to the word "nigger" to use when black people are within earshot and one does not want to get confronted and mugged.
"Hide your wallet bro, Dougie is coming this way."
or
"Looks like Dougie just got short-changed at KFC, better not make eye contact."
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Verb; excessively shadow, stalk, linger unwantedly.
Adj; DOUCHE, douche-like characteristics
Noun; Doug Holland
Was old man river really dougying it up outside the whole time?
A dougie is a huge mistake, a piece of shit, or a thing that sucks massively.*
*Inspired by the shitty song Teach Me How To Dougie, which has an overly simple beat and is done by a group called Cali Swag District who sounds high as proverbial shit. They should be called High as Balls No-Swag District.
Furthermore, Teach Me How To Jerk by Audio Push is legit.
Lola: "Oooh, girl, I went to get my nails did and the bitch messed dem up and now my nails look like some fuckin' dougies."
MoReen: "Damn, that is some dougie shit!"
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Haicut:Hairstyle
Before i went to my ball game I had to get a dub ($20) so I could go get my dougie freshened up.
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A kid whos dad makes one of the best substitute teachers. Not to be confused with "Douged" wich means to..... nothing. But Doug, if you are seeing this, suck me daddy.
Daddy, Dougy.
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