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The aussiest song of aussies. Listen to it if you want a run down of australian culture
"Hey have you listened to 'the land down under'?"
"Indeed I have. I'm an aussie after all
When a man and woman go to a fancier restaurant with a table cloth. The woman wears a skirt or dress with no panties or very skimpy panties for easy access. The man then performs oral sex on the woman in the restaurant under the table hopefully concealed by the table cloth. Preferably the man has facial hair with a mustache so pussy juice remnants are on the mustache when he bounces back up.
When Will got reservations at an upscale restaurant, Jill made sure she wore a skirt and no panties for a Quigley Down Under.
Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.
Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.
Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.
Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).
This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.
I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.
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The sexual act of spitting flem or a loogie into the vagina using it as lube, then proceeding to creampie. The male then eats the mixture of semen and flem.
"Sorry Gary, Can't come to the club tonight, the wife and I are having a Down-Under Pavlova"
1. A dude kissing and licking a chick’s pussy lips 2. Two lesbians rubbing their pussy lips together Kiss Down-Under
The porno featured a Down-Under Kiss by the Sin Twins!
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When a woman's vaginal lips are so large that they flap around.
"...and they were so big I thought she might fly away! like Dumbo down under!"
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The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.
"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."