A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
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A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.
Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
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What the world needs less of.
"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone
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they need love too
they just have to pay for it
how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)
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Stood up, bailed out, avoided at all cost
That woman fat chicked you last at the bar....
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dude 1: wtf were you doing with that fat chick at the bar last night?
dude 2: she gave me head 3x that night.
dude 1: oh.
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transitive verb: a large woman calling or a texting a person non-stop after sleeping with him/her
I have to get a new phone number," Gary said, "Monique won't stop fat-chicking me!
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