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Five Knuckle Shuffle

Even more fed up
You're gonna get fed up
You're gonna be fed up
You're gonna see fed up
You're gonna get fed up
Fed Up Fed Up Fed Up
You're gonna get set up
You're gonna go fed up
You're gonna go bed up
You're gonna go sped up
You're gonna be said up
You're gonna get set up
A set up a fed up a set up
I said what a get up
Am fed up Am fed up Am fed up
Am fuckin a fed up
Am fucking my bed up
Amphetamine
Am fucking amphetamine
I've had a lobotomy
A botom a botomy
Am always a victim
Am tired of the victim
A time of the victor
A try to assess me
A try to possess me
Assess possess amphetamine
A friend of mine
Here you are
We're here are two
Are you
You over there
You're the one I am
I am that lazy boy all over take some more

I need some sleep
Just an animal a twisted up animal I want to be left alone
I want that not to assess me not to possess me not to attack me
Not to distract me I even get fed up
Fed up
Don't do this I do this All my friends do this Am fed up
Am fed up I put my feet up I wish I go to sleep
Fed up fed up fed up
Deaded Deaded
Empty bottles makin noise
Alcohol
I can see you fed up
In the corner asking
Gonna be set up all night set up
Fed up
Getting your way with a five pound note

Five Knuckle Shuffle

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

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five knuckle shuffle

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

by kazanski April 12, 2005

31πŸ‘ 235πŸ‘Ž


five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 10, 2006

64πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 13, 2020


Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 8, 2009

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