Flute

Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.

Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.

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Flute

A heavy metal instrument

In response to the criticism they received over the Grammy for best Heavy Metal album of the year, Jethro Tull's record label took out an advertisement in Billboard magazine with a picture of a flute lying amid a pile of iron rebars and the line, "The flute is a heavy metal instrument."
Lars Ulrich was pissed

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Flute

A instrument that doesn't make sound also know as a sliver drumstick by drummers

Flute solo *silence.

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flute

A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.

That girl at 11 o'clock is some top flute!

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flute

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne

The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.

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flute

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!

the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra

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Fluting

Flu·ting Fluting
Pronunciation: Floo-ting

–noun
Flu-ting
-verb
Flute (To Flute)

1. The act of inserting ones penis inside another penis.

2. A sexual act involving the insertion of a penile member into another penile member with a view to ejactulation.

3. Dick in dick sex.

"Yo blood, that guy over there looks like he needs a damn good fluting."

"Should we find somewhere quiet for a flute?"

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