Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? Wait seriously... Haven't you?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? - PewDiePie 2020

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

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We've done stuff but haven't had sex

Implying that you have kissed, hugged, and normal couple stuff. But still no sex.

It really sucks, but you live with it in order to maintain a 'good relationshop.'

Random friend: Hey, how's that chick you were dating?

You: Good, we've done stuff but haven't had sex yet.

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You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered

A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)

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I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For

One of the greatest songs written by one of the greatest bands- U2. The song is from the Joshua Tree which is, by far, their best album.

Guy- Hey whats the greatest song ever
Guy 2- I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For
Guy- By U2?

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I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

haven't seen the sun

haven't seen the sun for the period of time that the person describes

i haven't seen the sun for 3 days