Sex interview

A sexier name for a date.

I'm going to take her on a sex interview.

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Interview With The Vampire

The perfect Horror Book and movie ever written and made. The only fault with the movie is that i ahte Tom Cruise as Lestat even though he plays the role perfectly . Other than that minor problem the movie is brilliant and very well made. Brad Pitt is lush as Louie.

"What do the damned really have to say to the damned"

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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.

He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please

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Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.

Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"

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