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Iron Man is a kick-ass song by the mighty BLACK SABBATH.
IRON MAN is also the alias used by a mysterious, guitar-playing, hardcore Irish rocker.
Other bogus names include:
Gwillaker
G. Willaker
Malicious Matt
Supertzar
BTW... These nicknames are taken, so go make up your own shithead.
1. IRON MAN really plays the shit out of that Gibson Iommi SG!
2. I wish I could be as hardcore as IRON MAN. He truly lives hardcore!
3. IRON MAN makes the coolest posts, and I love his haikus!
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I am Iron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
I am I7ron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
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His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
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He died in end game, what caused trauma to all the marvel fans
Marvel fan: *sees end game* *sees Iron Man die* Oh no! I have a trauma!
Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!
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Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
(In a non-existant Soulja boy remix):
"Crank dat soulja boy den iron man dat hoe."
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He creates his own infinity gauntlet and dies in avengers endgame. Then, Captain America goes back in time and becomes old, well Sam Wilson becomes the new captain America
He was Iron Man
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