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Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.
Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.
After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.
My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.
swag-ger jack-er
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A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
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The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.
"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
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"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".
Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.
Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!