joke

there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side

the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...

the cat falls in

the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy

lmao, its true, no joke

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joke

what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist

fuckin tennis players

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a joke

something gen z white teenage girls cant handle and will cancel you for saying

Me:*says a joke that maybe a little racist to one of my close friends*
random teenage white girl that heard the joke:your so disgusting you racist fuck and you dont have any friends i hope you burn in hell

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Not joke

"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.

Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".

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no joke

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

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joke

A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."

come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)

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Joke

This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?

It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.

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